Jaki
Demarest conquered
the Ottoman Empire in 1417, declaring herself Emperor and God.
She then went on to wage cruel war on neighboring European states,
carving herself a vast territory and earning the soubriquet Jaki
the Terrible. Her faithful, muscular and scantily-clad minions
describe her as "kind, thoughtful and please don't kill me."
Just kidding.
No, Jaki is one of those
odd souls who never wanted to be a writer. She isn’t remotely
qualified; she doesn’t own any cats, isn't married with
the requisite three-to-five children, and doesn’t have a
secluded ranch. But, alas, her Very Psychic Mother ™ has
been announcing for close to thirty years that Jaki was going
to be a writer, and mom was right as usual. This is Jaki's third
book, and the fourth is in the works.
Jaki has long and cheerfully
studied multiple forms of armed, unarmed and stage combat, earning
herself scars, broken bones and a couple of pleasant hospital
trips in the process. (There is nothing worse than hospital gefilte
fish, with the possible exception of an eternity spent in a small
Second Empire drawing room with Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld.
Don't even go there.) Relationships with Jaki tend to be a bit
Klingon; she once managed to hospitalize a Navy SEAL in a sparring
match, after which they decided to date.
In her spare time, Jaki
is a professional actor; she played Hamlet, Mephistopheles and
numerous less interesting roles in New York, did a national tour
of Cyrano de Bergerac, and has starred in a handful of dubious
indie films. She’s currently directing/acting/etc. for a
Washington DC-based classical theater company called the Rude
Mechanicals, findable at www.rudemechanicals.com.
Thanks and love to her
family and friends, without whom she would be a lost little Mongol,
alone in the rain…
Web Site: www.jakidemarest.com.
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